I will never:
-have straight hair without the use of a CHI
-NOT get parking tickets
-be as good of a blogger as my cousin amy
-have cute feet (fred flintstones are here to stay)
-think "everybody loves raymond" is funny
-like cilantro
i WILL however,
be the coolest mom who takes her baby to drag shows...
you=incredible mother. no really. and you could blog more, if you weren't producing so much milk
ReplyDeleteYou mean those are not real women???!!!
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